couldnotlie – FACEIT Level 10, 2773 ELO

couldnotlie

Previously known as FACEIT paralyzed6 07/2026 – 07/2026 6AHDUT 06/2026 – 07/2026 leanstains 04/2026 – 06/2026 yunglean876 until 04/2026

2.773 ELO

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16.783

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110 matches played

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Match Queues

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Ø ELO Your ELO gain or loss over the period. Green = you’re climbing, Red = you’re losing ground.

+116

Longest streak Your longest consecutive winning or losing streak.

Victories

MVPs How often, on average, you were the MVP of the round (per match).

2.4

Utility DMG Damage you deal per match with grenades (HE, Molly).

111

Enemies Flashed How many opponents you blind with your flashes per match.

Ø Deaths Your average number of deaths per match. Fewer is better, obviously.

15.3

Multi-kills Rounds in which you’ve scored 2 or more frags (double, triple, quad, ace).

192

Aces (5K) How many times have you cleared the entire Enemy side on your own (5K)?

Clutch Kills Average number of frags in clutch situations (1vX) per match.

1.3

AWP % How many kills you get with the AWP.

26.9%

1.14 AVG KD Kills per death. A figure above 1.0 means you’re killing more enemies than you’re dying.

1.1

0.77 AVG KR Frags per round. Around 0.7 is solid; from 0.8 onwards, it’s really strong.

0.8

84.3 AVG ADR Your damage per round. From around 85 onwards, you’re a proper damage-dealer.

55.3% AVG HS% How many of your frags are headshots? Just checking my aim.

50%

53.6% Win Rate % How many of your matches you win during that period.

55%

16.5 AVG Kills Your average number of questions per match.

22.4% Clutch Win % How often you win your clutches (1vX) – on your own against several opponents.

50%

59.5% Opening Matches % How often you win the first duel of the round (entry duel).

55%

3 Entry Kills Your opening frags per match – the team’s first kill.

3.2 First shoot-downs How often, on average, you get the first kill of the round.

4.6 Ø Assists Your assists per match – helping out when a teammate gets the kill.

39.1% Utility Success % How much of your Nade usage actually makes a difference (damage or flash).

30%

Map Statistics

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Overpass

100%

Win Rate

1.31

K/D

101.7

ADR

Matches

Kills

Deaths

2-0

Balance sheet

MVPs

47.5%

Headshots

Dust2

72.2%

Win Rate

1.17

K/D

90.0

ADR

Matches

295

Kills

252

Deaths

13-5

Balance sheet

MVPs

52.7%

Headshots

Inferno

71.4%

Win Rate

1.00

K/D

78.1

ADR

Matches

108

Kills

108

Deaths

5-2

Balance sheet

MVPs

61.4%

Headshots

Ancient

50%

Win Rate

1.03

K/D

82.4

ADR

Matches

280

Kills

272

Deaths

9-9

Balance sheet

MVPs

57.9%

Headshots

Anubis

50%

Win Rate

1.07

K/D

81.9

ADR

Matches

231

Kills

216

Deaths

7-7

Balance sheet

MVPs

46.4%

Headshots

Mirage

48.3%

Win Rate

1.05

K/D

82.3

ADR

Matches

471

Kills

450

Deaths

14-15

Balance sheet

MVPs

50.7%

Headshots

Nuke

42.9%

Win Rate

0.96

K/D

74.9

ADR

Matches

106

Kills

110

Deaths

3-4

Balance sheet

MVPs

67.3%

Headshots

Cache

Win Rate

0.94

K/D

74.1

ADR

Matches

Kills

Deaths

0-1

Balance sheet

MVPs

44%

Headshots

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